im mega dum
Dunder Mifflin this is chloe
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
Saw these on my dash and couldn’t help it…
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
what do you call your skeleton brother
Please turn off your computer until you have learned to make good puns.
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Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.