im mega dum

Dunder Mifflin this is chloe

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onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

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busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

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teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

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anthxny:

#classact

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Saw these on my dash and couldn’t help it…

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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swerveycorps:

hoshi-chii:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your skeleton brother

bonii-chan

Please turn off your computer until you have learned to make good puns.

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teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

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