im mega dum

Dunder Mifflin this is chloe

bird0fhermes:

reislusting:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

I CANT BREATHE

Fav thing ever

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coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

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sebastiandebeste:

dont let me have kids bc i dont want to have to deal with explaining myself to teachers when i send my son UltimateDeathGoth95 off on his first day of school

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

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johnnybooboo:

never gonna let you go

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breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

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mayortea:

i think about this a lot tbh

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"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

Aw yiss home from hell

urtube:

HE’S BACK

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teachmehowtoglovie:

EVERY TIME

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